Hello. I will talk about very important stuff here.
Today I went to my college and used the library. I didn't go to any of my lectures.
Anyways, I saw 3 niggas I know, Beard, Chink and Slut, some foid idk about. I did meet her bf once at a party though because I was smoking with two friends and he joined us. Back then he was pretty insecure about his relationship, and wanted some advice from us (all 3 of us are virgins) After one of my friends told him how he knew a guy who killed himself after a bad breakup. (the girl ruined his reputation) it was my turn and I told him just how over everything already was, that she either already got ran through or that she'd cheat on him in the future or something.
Anyways, the three of them were talking to Slut about some basic bitch research assignment, because thats what first-years do, because Chink couldn't think of a subject yet, and so Beard and Slut were giving him advice. Chink could only come up with the most retarded snca like a "history of socialism" or some fucking LGBTQIA pozzed shit and I almost cringed out of my chair, when Slut found it extremely pertinent to mention what nobaldi asked for. The convo went a little like this:
BEARD: its not that complicated, just do something simple
CHINK: Oh my hecking soylatte frappuchinogrimace shake bibisi milk deluxe! What about the socialism-communism schizm?
BEARD: somebaldi has to read it you know (one student has to read the others and then review it, both the essay and review contribute to your grade)
SLUT: Yeah, do a simple subject, like whether someones gay or not
CHINK: yeah but that'd be like, outing them or something
BEARD: who cares nigga, i'd read that (xhe didnt actually use the nword)
CHINK: I'd feel bad for them... (<- posturing)
FOID: you can talk about how I'm gay
BEARD laughed
FOID: well, bi, but yeah i mean everyone knows already
I however, didn't already know this, and I was wondering if her bf did. Nevertheless I found it extremely funny.
Today I went to my college and used the library. I didn't go to any of my lectures.
Anyways, I saw 3 niggas I know, Beard, Chink and Slut, some foid idk about. I did meet her bf once at a party though because I was smoking with two friends and he joined us. Back then he was pretty insecure about his relationship, and wanted some advice from us (all 3 of us are virgins) After one of my friends told him how he knew a guy who killed himself after a bad breakup. (the girl ruined his reputation) it was my turn and I told him just how over everything already was, that she either already got ran through or that she'd cheat on him in the future or something.
Anyways, the three of them were talking to Slut about some basic bitch research assignment, because thats what first-years do, because Chink couldn't think of a subject yet, and so Beard and Slut were giving him advice. Chink could only come up with the most retarded snca like a "history of socialism" or some fucking LGBTQIA pozzed shit and I almost cringed out of my chair, when Slut found it extremely pertinent to mention what nobaldi asked for. The convo went a little like this:
BEARD: its not that complicated, just do something simple
CHINK: Oh my hecking soylatte frappuchinogrimace shake bibisi milk deluxe! What about the socialism-communism schizm?
BEARD: somebaldi has to read it you know (one student has to read the others and then review it, both the essay and review contribute to your grade)
SLUT: Yeah, do a simple subject, like whether someones gay or not
CHINK: yeah but that'd be like, outing them or something
BEARD: who cares nigga, i'd read that (xhe didnt actually use the nword)
CHINK: I'd feel bad for them... (<- posturing)
FOID: you can talk about how I'm gay
BEARD laughed
FOID: well, bi, but yeah i mean everyone knows already
I however, didn't already know this, and I was wondering if her bf did. Nevertheless I found it extremely funny.
1 month ago#217467
...but I think this conversation has run its course.tell me who you areShow quoted text
Of course, I wouldn't at all be opposed to conversing with you again...Show quoted text
TELL MEeeeeeeeeShow quoted text
Not just here, but on /pol/ as well...Show quoted text
Long dream. Unlike most of my dreams I wasn't in it.
It starts off at a kindergarten run by an elderly couple, who also employ a coupler of younger lads to help them. It has a giant sandbox littered with toys where the kids run around. The staff thinks they're just playing tag, which is true, but they also pose the toys to communicate to each other. Two of the younger staff are whispering to each other. At night they bring the children, sedated, to an operating room for a procedure.
Enter the Marvel superheroes (No i'm not kidding) who've just killed what looks like joker. They talk about how it seemed he was souped up on something, how he had superpowers too suddenly.
They find out later that da jokah went to the kindergarten I saw earlier and go to investigate, but get attacked by one of the staff I saw in the operating room.
The kindergarten itself, the entire building, rises out of the earth with a pillar of dirt and stone, and the children are brought outside.
What follows is the superheroes battling the staff up the pillar one by one. A couple of superheroes die. In the meantime they've figured out from interrogating the two staff from earlier that they're genetically modifying the children to become superpowered, and now, way at the top they ask the elderly couple to let the children go.
They refuse.
Before the superheroes can do anything about it, aliens appear and kill the elderly couple. Longass battle between them bla bla until eventually the female wolverine ripoff and superman ripoff survive. During the fight between superman and one of the aliens they are propelled into the stratosphere, and the alien admits how beautiful it is before dying.
However, this was all just a distraction. The children are gone. Meanwhile what is left of the staff discusses the future over a game of cards. They were apparently, not aware of the aliens, and thought they were just creating superhumans for its own sake. They discuss what the aliens are truly after, and come to the conclusion that it must be the children. The aliens dont really have to research superpowers, so maybe, one proposes, they intend to use the children as vessels for alien infiltrators. Maybe the superpowers were just a side-effect.
Here I experienced a disembodied voice critiquing the dream. He was complaining about the powerscaling. How superman had gotten to OP in the "second season" and basically became god, leaving only female wolverine to deal with the aliens.
At the very end I see this part of the sandbox, a bend where the children turned the corner runnning, with wooden birds posed next to each other, their wings and crowfeet bent such they spell out:
"F A U C E T"
It starts off at a kindergarten run by an elderly couple, who also employ a coupler of younger lads to help them. It has a giant sandbox littered with toys where the kids run around. The staff thinks they're just playing tag, which is true, but they also pose the toys to communicate to each other. Two of the younger staff are whispering to each other. At night they bring the children, sedated, to an operating room for a procedure.
Enter the Marvel superheroes (No i'm not kidding) who've just killed what looks like joker. They talk about how it seemed he was souped up on something, how he had superpowers too suddenly.
They find out later that da jokah went to the kindergarten I saw earlier and go to investigate, but get attacked by one of the staff I saw in the operating room.
The kindergarten itself, the entire building, rises out of the earth with a pillar of dirt and stone, and the children are brought outside.
What follows is the superheroes battling the staff up the pillar one by one. A couple of superheroes die. In the meantime they've figured out from interrogating the two staff from earlier that they're genetically modifying the children to become superpowered, and now, way at the top they ask the elderly couple to let the children go.
They refuse.
Before the superheroes can do anything about it, aliens appear and kill the elderly couple. Longass battle between them bla bla until eventually the female wolverine ripoff and superman ripoff survive. During the fight between superman and one of the aliens they are propelled into the stratosphere, and the alien admits how beautiful it is before dying.
However, this was all just a distraction. The children are gone. Meanwhile what is left of the staff discusses the future over a game of cards. They were apparently, not aware of the aliens, and thought they were just creating superhumans for its own sake. They discuss what the aliens are truly after, and come to the conclusion that it must be the children. The aliens dont really have to research superpowers, so maybe, one proposes, they intend to use the children as vessels for alien infiltrators. Maybe the superpowers were just a side-effect.
Here I experienced a disembodied voice critiquing the dream. He was complaining about the powerscaling. How superman had gotten to OP in the "second season" and basically became god, leaving only female wolverine to deal with the aliens.
At the very end I see this part of the sandbox, a bend where the children turned the corner runnning, with wooden birds posed next to each other, their wings and crowfeet bent such they spell out:
"F A U C E T"
1 month ago#235502
I got deja-vu from the dream I had tonight, so I got my dream journal and it turns out I've dreamed about this type of alien before.
In that one me and my family were being hunted by aliens that wanted to eat us. We didn't really know why.
It ended with an alien sample breaching containment at a museum and killing everyone just to eat me.
In that one me and my family were being hunted by aliens that wanted to eat us. We didn't really know why.
It ended with an alien sample breaching containment at a museum and killing everyone just to eat me.
1 month ago#273936
I cant remember much about my dream.
At one point I was at a gathering/dinner with lots of people with a friend until we noticed we were being followed and the people at the tables became quiet when we passed by. We decided to leave.
Then I dreamed about merging with a plane and crashing into a military base. There was some complicated ritual for it, magic circle inclus.
At one point I was at a gathering/dinner with lots of people with a friend until we noticed we were being followed and the people at the tables became quiet when we passed by. We decided to leave.
Then I dreamed about merging with a plane and crashing into a military base. There was some complicated ritual for it, magic circle inclus.
Dreamed I was a medieval knight and my job was killing vagrants. This one gangleader or something was pretty tough cuz he kept going even after slicing his hands and feet off multiple times.
After a trapdoor/secret passage escape he was heading for a white-picket fence suburban home and his sister told me all about how he used to be a normal boy and only started doing crime for the money. Then I decapitated him.
The lord of the area was fat and looked retarded sitting on his chair, but when it got tuff he became a 300 pound monster (not literally)
After a trapdoor/secret passage escape he was heading for a white-picket fence suburban home and his sister told me all about how he used to be a normal boy and only started doing crime for the money. Then I decapitated him.
The lord of the area was fat and looked retarded sitting on his chair, but when it got tuff he became a 300 pound monster (not literally)
I dont know if i can remember this dream in its entirety but i'll try
Starts off with my family scheming for my dbay, my mom has something planned but "itll arrive in nine days"
Somehow i end up in the middle of nowhere at night, I'm driving a car and racing/trying to crash it against my friends/opponents ou algo, but our streetracing is interrupted by a teacher in his fifties. This lanky yee-yee ass middle aged guy then starts whispering something in the ear of one guy and he turns white, like he's got some blackmail on him.
Long and short of it is that he'll fail this guy if he doesnt do him a favor, this angers me eventhough I tried to kill him with my car like 5 minutes ago.
I get so enraged in fact I run over this teacher and i've got cop cars chasing me immediately, I try to escape into the city, which looks like houses were built inside a larger building or something.
For example; there was a staircase made up of smaller houses leading to more houses. Somehow my car navigates all this throught the air but they've installed cameras everywhere so I'm arrested.
Starts off with my family scheming for my dbay, my mom has something planned but "itll arrive in nine days"
Somehow i end up in the middle of nowhere at night, I'm driving a car and racing/trying to crash it against my friends/opponents ou algo, but our streetracing is interrupted by a teacher in his fifties. This lanky yee-yee ass middle aged guy then starts whispering something in the ear of one guy and he turns white, like he's got some blackmail on him.
Long and short of it is that he'll fail this guy if he doesnt do him a favor, this angers me eventhough I tried to kill him with my car like 5 minutes ago.
I get so enraged in fact I run over this teacher and i've got cop cars chasing me immediately, I try to escape into the city, which looks like houses were built inside a larger building or something.
For example; there was a staircase made up of smaller houses leading to more houses. Somehow my car navigates all this throught the air but they've installed cameras everywhere so I'm arrested.
EternalAcridStench
Day of the cope
1 month ago#302420
so many NAS tranime pfps , so little time
Blarvink
Im a Bad Goy.
1 month ago#310779
Was wäre wenn die Library of Babel ein ein Universum mit 5000 Stockwerkem je 4,5m höhe wäre und die gleiche zahl an büchern hätt>Soot was shot by me. He had a small pp. I have no job, and neither do you. 9/11 was caused by a Jew. Please don't release the Quote Files. My name is on there at least 50 times. I goon to the footage of my soytan diaper folder. I threw all my meds into the trash can. The only showers I have is cow piss. I really hate it when people play Golem. I stick the pins up my ass when I go bowling.
Today I dreamed my father was showing off a plot of land with various bobsleigh tracks, carts rails, a sort of newton's binonium ping-pong ball table, which was both a miniature and the world itself so I was looking at it while at the same time being inside it.
He was explaining his friends were once having a fight because of some financial trouble and lamenting he didn't notice when he should. With the rest of the family giving their two cents on it and the like.
Eventually they leave and so do we, my mom, brother, me and dad, and we're walking through a german town where the houses are made of Christmas trees. Its snowing and vision is poor, so at some point I notice my mom and bro taking a wrong turn and separating from me, but dad doesnt. I follow him at a distance.
He's not concerned. In fact he sometimes stops and looks around to see if someone is following him.
He sneaks into one of the buildings, a grove with benches, a water pit and an altar, it's a church, and he donates a large amount of money.
When he has left I take a look at the amount he left, and I get unusually angry. I steal some from the donation box and run out.
By the time I get outside he has disappeared and I wander around, eventually reaching a gate of pine trees with a sign saying "CAUSE" next to some painted cars.
Its a sort of parking lot, next to a highway, where people go to race in reverse and forwards in a line and crash into each other on purpose. I get in a car (which isnt a very fast one) as well and total a mini and kill the driver of a bentley, two women, hookers, run out the passenger side screaming. This gets me to calm down.
There's also an RV which turns out to host a very liberal, progressive church. I dont believe in god and they look more like hippies but I get into this one girl there and decide to stay.
She's blond and has that pretty golden skin, but looks dead behind the eyes and too thin to be healthy. For some reason I get obsessed with this mid and stalk her throughout the RV.
We're eventually introduced when I become part of this church and she introduces herself: She turns out to be a lesbian.
Because I would've otherwise joined this church for nothing I decide to rape her. (After again stalking her through the RV)
Afterward she suddenly sits upright, and has a sparkle in her eye, she's gotten even more beautiful, and she starts crying and smiles while she traumadumps her entire life story.
Turns out she had an older sister that was prettier than her, but her sister got kidnapped when she was still a kid. She tells me her mother was never the same and how she wished it had been her instead but that now, for the first time in years her 'soul has returned'
(upon the rape ending she says some cringe shit like 'welcome back, me!' but I forgive her because she's cute)
Meanwhile all I think about is how many other guys at this church will come crawling out of the woodwork to fuck her now that she's "bi" and I resolve to convince her to leave with me, or better yet, to just kidnap her like her sister.
He was explaining his friends were once having a fight because of some financial trouble and lamenting he didn't notice when he should. With the rest of the family giving their two cents on it and the like.
Eventually they leave and so do we, my mom, brother, me and dad, and we're walking through a german town where the houses are made of Christmas trees. Its snowing and vision is poor, so at some point I notice my mom and bro taking a wrong turn and separating from me, but dad doesnt. I follow him at a distance.
He's not concerned. In fact he sometimes stops and looks around to see if someone is following him.
He sneaks into one of the buildings, a grove with benches, a water pit and an altar, it's a church, and he donates a large amount of money.
When he has left I take a look at the amount he left, and I get unusually angry. I steal some from the donation box and run out.
By the time I get outside he has disappeared and I wander around, eventually reaching a gate of pine trees with a sign saying "CAUSE" next to some painted cars.
Its a sort of parking lot, next to a highway, where people go to race in reverse and forwards in a line and crash into each other on purpose. I get in a car (which isnt a very fast one) as well and total a mini and kill the driver of a bentley, two women, hookers, run out the passenger side screaming. This gets me to calm down.
There's also an RV which turns out to host a very liberal, progressive church. I dont believe in god and they look more like hippies but I get into this one girl there and decide to stay.
She's blond and has that pretty golden skin, but looks dead behind the eyes and too thin to be healthy. For some reason I get obsessed with this mid and stalk her throughout the RV.
We're eventually introduced when I become part of this church and she introduces herself: She turns out to be a lesbian.
Because I would've otherwise joined this church for nothing I decide to rape her. (After again stalking her through the RV)
Afterward she suddenly sits upright, and has a sparkle in her eye, she's gotten even more beautiful, and she starts crying and smiles while she traumadumps her entire life story.
Turns out she had an older sister that was prettier than her, but her sister got kidnapped when she was still a kid. She tells me her mother was never the same and how she wished it had been her instead but that now, for the first time in years her 'soul has returned'
(upon the rape ending she says some cringe shit like 'welcome back, me!' but I forgive her because she's cute)
Meanwhile all I think about is how many other guys at this church will come crawling out of the woodwork to fuck her now that she's "bi" and I resolve to convince her to leave with me, or better yet, to just kidnap her like her sister.
Now this dream was a mess.
It stars off at nighttime near a gas-station. Me and a friend are smoking outside, when behind us a little boy and girl come up and the girl asks us if we've seen where her pet rat went. She describes that its white and yellow, pus-yellow inside its mouth. Not too soon after it is found being chased by another rat.
My friend turns white and explains that its her soul, or something, and that the big rat is out to rape it. This freaks the children out, and the girl runs after her "soul". The boy seems like he doesn't know what to do or how he can help.
Then the scene changes to a train station. A man in a black jacket with red-and-white swastika's on the arms is harassing three young women, trying to touch their butts or something.
Cut back to the boy, he has decided something needs to change, and he's wearing the same swastika jacket because he's enlisted in the military. (He looks 10 at most) He's waiting around for the train when the little girl, still chasing after her pet-rat runs after it onto the track, but I dont think he sees her.
There are no trains however, and it doesn't look like any are coming so the boy leaves the station, stumbling across the other man in the swastika jacket and the three girls.
The tables have turned, the swastika-man is held down and being forced to eat one of the girls out, who are in various stages of undress, his jacket is torn. The boy sees clearly what is going on, and then leaves.
It stars off at nighttime near a gas-station. Me and a friend are smoking outside, when behind us a little boy and girl come up and the girl asks us if we've seen where her pet rat went. She describes that its white and yellow, pus-yellow inside its mouth. Not too soon after it is found being chased by another rat.
My friend turns white and explains that its her soul, or something, and that the big rat is out to rape it. This freaks the children out, and the girl runs after her "soul". The boy seems like he doesn't know what to do or how he can help.
Then the scene changes to a train station. A man in a black jacket with red-and-white swastika's on the arms is harassing three young women, trying to touch their butts or something.
Cut back to the boy, he has decided something needs to change, and he's wearing the same swastika jacket because he's enlisted in the military. (He looks 10 at most) He's waiting around for the train when the little girl, still chasing after her pet-rat runs after it onto the track, but I dont think he sees her.
There are no trains however, and it doesn't look like any are coming so the boy leaves the station, stumbling across the other man in the swastika jacket and the three girls.
The tables have turned, the swastika-man is held down and being forced to eat one of the girls out, who are in various stages of undress, his jacket is torn. The boy sees clearly what is going on, and then leaves.
ronnieson2
red combos
2 weeks ago#600695
words words wordsNow this dream was a mess.
It stars off at nighttime near a gas-station. Me and a friend are smoking outside, when behind us a little boy and girl come up and the girl asks us if we've seen where her pet rat went. She describes that its white and yellow, pus-yellow inside its mouth. Not too soon after it is found being chased by another rat.
My friend turns white and explains that its her soul, or something, and that the big rat is out to rape it. This freaks the children out, and the girl runs after her "soul". The boy seems like he doesn't know what to do or how he can help.
Then the scene changes to a train station. A man in a black jacket with red-and-white swastika's on the arms is harassing three young women, trying to touch their butts or something.
Cut back to the boy, he has decided something needs to change, and he's wearing the same swastika jacket because he's enlisted in the military. (He looks 10 at most) He's waiting around for the train when the little girl, still chasing after her pet-rat runs after it onto the track, but I dont think he sees her.
There are no trains however, and it doesn't look like any are coming so the boy leaves the station, stumbling across the other man in the swastika jacket and the three girls.
The tables have turned, the swastika-man is held down and being forced to eat one of the girls out, who are in various stages of undress, his jacket is torn. The boy sees clearly what is going on, and then leaves.
3 days ago#740878
I have stopped gooning for a while but today Saturnian loosh glowies infiltrated my dream, and made me dream about having sex inside my dream.
And then they made me start gooning in my dream when I woke up from the dream inside my dream, but I realized it was a trick, and when I stopped gooning inside my dream and rejected satan I woke up.
And then they made me start gooning in my dream when I woke up from the dream inside my dream, but I realized it was a trick, and when I stopped gooning inside my dream and rejected satan I woke up.
4 hours ago#768615
Tonight I dreamed a bunch of assholes were parking in our front lawn, I went out for an errand as my dad decided he was going to screw with them.
When I came back he had welded their cars together but forgotten what mine looked like, cut it in half and welded it to the rest of them.
I was inconsolable.
When I came back he had welded their cars together but forgotten what mine looked like, cut it in half and welded it to the rest of them.
I was inconsolable.
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