Hello. I will talk about very important stuff here.
Today I went to my college and used the library. I didn't go to any of my lectures.
Anyways, I saw 3 niggas I know, Beard, Chink and Slut, some foid idk about. I did meet her bf once at a party though because I was smoking with two friends and he joined us. Back then he was pretty insecure about his relationship, and wanted some advice from us (all 3 of us are virgins) After one of my friends told him how he knew a guy who killed himself after a bad breakup. (the girl ruined his reputation) it was my turn and I told him just how over everything already was, that she either already got ran through or that she'd cheat on him in the future or something.
Anyways, the three of them were talking to Slut about some basic bitch research assignment, because thats what first-years do, because Chink couldn't think of a subject yet, and so Beard and Slut were giving him advice. Chink could only come up with the most retarded snca like a "history of socialism" or some fucking LGBTQIA pozzed shit and I almost cringed out of my chair, when Slut found it extremely pertinent to mention what nobaldi asked for. The convo went a little like this:
BEARD: its not that complicated, just do something simple
CHINK: Oh my hecking soylatte frappuchinogrimace shake bibisi milk deluxe! What about the socialism-communism schizm?
BEARD: somebaldi has to read it you know (one student has to read the others and then review it, both the essay and review contribute to your grade)
SLUT: Yeah, do a simple subject, like whether someones gay or not
CHINK: yeah but that'd be like, outing them or something
BEARD: who cares nigga, i'd read that (xhe didnt actually use the nword)
CHINK: I'd feel bad for them... (<- posturing)
FOID: you can talk about how I'm gay
BEARD laughed
FOID: well, bi, but yeah i mean everyone knows already
I however, didn't already know this, and I was wondering if her bf did. Nevertheless I found it extremely funny.
Today I went to my college and used the library. I didn't go to any of my lectures.
Anyways, I saw 3 niggas I know, Beard, Chink and Slut, some foid idk about. I did meet her bf once at a party though because I was smoking with two friends and he joined us. Back then he was pretty insecure about his relationship, and wanted some advice from us (all 3 of us are virgins) After one of my friends told him how he knew a guy who killed himself after a bad breakup. (the girl ruined his reputation) it was my turn and I told him just how over everything already was, that she either already got ran through or that she'd cheat on him in the future or something.
Anyways, the three of them were talking to Slut about some basic bitch research assignment, because thats what first-years do, because Chink couldn't think of a subject yet, and so Beard and Slut were giving him advice. Chink could only come up with the most retarded snca like a "history of socialism" or some fucking LGBTQIA pozzed shit and I almost cringed out of my chair, when Slut found it extremely pertinent to mention what nobaldi asked for. The convo went a little like this:
BEARD: its not that complicated, just do something simple
CHINK: Oh my hecking soylatte frappuchinogrimace shake bibisi milk deluxe! What about the socialism-communism schizm?
BEARD: somebaldi has to read it you know (one student has to read the others and then review it, both the essay and review contribute to your grade)
SLUT: Yeah, do a simple subject, like whether someones gay or not
CHINK: yeah but that'd be like, outing them or something
BEARD: who cares nigga, i'd read that (xhe didnt actually use the nword)
CHINK: I'd feel bad for them... (<- posturing)
FOID: you can talk about how I'm gay
BEARD laughed
FOID: well, bi, but yeah i mean everyone knows already
I however, didn't already know this, and I was wondering if her bf did. Nevertheless I found it extremely funny.
MoistPepper
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1 month ago#176019
great info
woahjacqu3
Sorry guys, but kindness is the DANKEST meme of them all!
1 month ago#188118
I'm supposed to be studying for a test next week, but today my copy of Soseki's Kokoro arrived and so I've just read it a bunch.
I think it does male relationships really well, like how male characters will fall in love with women just by being near them, or how they can't really ever understand each other, not because they wouldn't, but because they can't say, because of their pride. Its beautiful. I wonder why I never read shit like it in western literature. (by which I mean english/northern european literature, this doesn't really apply to the couple italian/spanish authors i've read)
I feel like english authors are too intellectual. They write just to posture, and even the good ones seemingly do ts. (especially pynchon and david foster wallace)
I'll probably finish it today and wonder if it'll make me cry big manly tears like Mishima's Temple of the Golden Pavilion did.
(In comparison to these two my opinion of Haruki Murakami is beginning to sour, he can really only do one thing and the only time he did it well was in the wind-up-bird chronicles, the hunt for the sheep can be somewhat forgiven since its one of his earlier books, but kafka on the beach is just awful)
I think it does male relationships really well, like how male characters will fall in love with women just by being near them, or how they can't really ever understand each other, not because they wouldn't, but because they can't say, because of their pride. Its beautiful. I wonder why I never read shit like it in western literature. (by which I mean english/northern european literature, this doesn't really apply to the couple italian/spanish authors i've read)
I feel like english authors are too intellectual. They write just to posture, and even the good ones seemingly do ts. (especially pynchon and david foster wallace)
I'll probably finish it today and wonder if it'll make me cry big manly tears like Mishima's Temple of the Golden Pavilion did.
(In comparison to these two my opinion of Haruki Murakami is beginning to sour, he can really only do one thing and the only time he did it well was in the wind-up-bird chronicles, the hunt for the sheep can be somewhat forgiven since its one of his earlier books, but kafka on the beach is just awful)
1 month ago#204695
I dreamed about reading a reprint of a josef stalin book, which from what I remember was a so-so romantic novel plus a couple of essays at the end, one of which, written in the 50's, complained about how disney animation had gotten worse and more soulless
the main novel was written before the russian revolution and the collection and was called 'where tanks go to die' and took place somewhere in siberia next to a railway (which reminded me of doctor Zhivago) and later on an uninhabited island where the couple finally found happiness
I wondered if he was already a communist by the time he wrote it (also, as it turns out in the novel 'tanks' refer to the diesel tanks on trains/boats, not the machines of war that didn't exist before 1916, I was actually really confused by the title in my dreams until I got to that part) and if the novel secretly has any communist themes or not
then I got interrupted in my reading the book (by this time having worked my way to stalins essay on disney) by what can only be described as reddit incarnate, who saw the essay i was reading and started agreeing with it (most likely unaware it was authored by stalin) and evangelizing anime and more specifically astro goy or whateverthefuck
then I woke up
the main novel was written before the russian revolution and the collection and was called 'where tanks go to die' and took place somewhere in siberia next to a railway (which reminded me of doctor Zhivago) and later on an uninhabited island where the couple finally found happiness
I wondered if he was already a communist by the time he wrote it (also, as it turns out in the novel 'tanks' refer to the diesel tanks on trains/boats, not the machines of war that didn't exist before 1916, I was actually really confused by the title in my dreams until I got to that part) and if the novel secretly has any communist themes or not
then I got interrupted in my reading the book (by this time having worked my way to stalins essay on disney) by what can only be described as reddit incarnate, who saw the essay i was reading and started agreeing with it (most likely unaware it was authored by stalin) and evangelizing anime and more specifically astro goy or whateverthefuck
then I woke up
Today I dreamed about being back in my senior highschool class but for some reason we were all adults. I didn't want to be there.
I started smoking a cigarette and got a 'smoking le bad, dont smoke inside' from a middle-aged teacher in a pink tank-top. He sat down at the table across from me (they were arranged in little groups of four) to give me a real stern talking to. The others stood up and fled as soon as he did this.
He started off his lecture by saying something like 'So you think you're a real cool pirate, huh? Well I used to be a pirate too...' I could see his disgusting mantits underneath his hello kitty shirt wobble around a little as he spoke. He lit a cigar.
Then he spent regaling the class with 40 years of pirate exploits which I though he made up wholecloth, or he'd turned into a raging homo since. I was split 50/50 on the issue and more preoccupied with debating it in my mind rather than listening to anything he had to say. The rest of the class hung their heads.
This then pivoted into all the punishments I'd get and just how screwed I was as he shook his cigar at me, but then S (one of the few friends I had in highschool) spoke up and they got into a shouting match. Things got more heated and when my cigarette was up I dragged him out of the classroom before the altercation could turn violent, and I explained to him that we really didn't need to be there and weren't going back.
then I woke up.
Note: Prompted by my dream yesterday, I started researching Stalin's youth, and while no novel of his exists (nor any reviews of disney movies), he did write romantic poetry. It was never published under his name, but apparently Beria wanted to do this for the great leaders 70th birthday as a surprise gift. Unfortunately the big man found out before it could pass and forbade Beria from pursuing it further.
(Nearly forgot: I had that test I mentioned two posts ago. It went fine.)
I started smoking a cigarette and got a 'smoking le bad, dont smoke inside' from a middle-aged teacher in a pink tank-top. He sat down at the table across from me (they were arranged in little groups of four) to give me a real stern talking to. The others stood up and fled as soon as he did this.
He started off his lecture by saying something like 'So you think you're a real cool pirate, huh? Well I used to be a pirate too...' I could see his disgusting mantits underneath his hello kitty shirt wobble around a little as he spoke. He lit a cigar.
Then he spent regaling the class with 40 years of pirate exploits which I though he made up wholecloth, or he'd turned into a raging homo since. I was split 50/50 on the issue and more preoccupied with debating it in my mind rather than listening to anything he had to say. The rest of the class hung their heads.
This then pivoted into all the punishments I'd get and just how screwed I was as he shook his cigar at me, but then S (one of the few friends I had in highschool) spoke up and they got into a shouting match. Things got more heated and when my cigarette was up I dragged him out of the classroom before the altercation could turn violent, and I explained to him that we really didn't need to be there and weren't going back.
then I woke up.
Note: Prompted by my dream yesterday, I started researching Stalin's youth, and while no novel of his exists (nor any reviews of disney movies), he did write romantic poetry. It was never published under his name, but apparently Beria wanted to do this for the great leaders 70th birthday as a surprise gift. Unfortunately the big man found out before it could pass and forbade Beria from pursuing it further.
(Nearly forgot: I had that test I mentioned two posts ago. It went fine.)
1 month ago#217342
Not just here, but on /pol/ as well...
1 month ago#217422
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