Just came from jogging + I have street level problems with the elderly now

Just came from jogging on the verge of shitting myself and typing this while naked rn because I just came from shower and there were fuggen grannys around walking on my road at my jogging time. Fucking grannys dont they have anything better to do at 6am? #TGD. +While I was scrubbing smegma of my penis my foreskin rolled in a retarded way.