The Pickle Jar
I had to take this toss out back and shoot it due to the untimely demise of the Senate. Sad!
Who is going through all my old posts and reacting to them, reveal yourself
One of my earliest jaks that I started around mid-May. Never finished it because I couldn't figure out a good way to draw the Sharty flag. I also thought the resolution was too small and I didn't want to start over. Maybe I should, I still think it could be a gem
I kinda want to make a melting nuurumoji (🫠) with maybe grinning soyak ears but it seems difficult with the constraints
My niggercomputer from Lesotho cannot handle proper video editing software and the ones it can suck balls 
Vergilius
O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
I fucking hate you and your stupid name, you're a pickle not a cucumber why isn't your name that??! L pickle L blog and L you
Calm Down Feller Not Everything Revolves Around You Now. Plus You Aren't The Head Honcho Of This Blogoperation So Why Don't You Think Before You Speak Here 'Fore You Get Threadbanned KidI fucking hate you and your stupid name, you're a pickle not a cucumber why isn't your name that??! L pickle L blog and L you
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY! I'M NIGGER RIIIIICK!!!!
Soyjak variant data I compiled last night. I think there might be some missing still (danny_yn of mineral inspecteur fame was missing from where I got the list for example) I plan to do something with this but it will take a while
Variant Posts
Chudjak 36858
Gapejak 26246
Cobson 24812
Soyak 23967
Markiplier 23179
Bernd 19905
Feraljak 16850
Impjak 15615
Meximutt 12919
Alicia 6547
Soytan 5992
A24 Slowburn 4964
Kuzjak 2633
Brandon 2353
Perrojak 1860
Tony Soprano 1718
Smugjak 1548
Two Pointing Soyjaks 1533
Nojak 1511
Vlodson 1501
Excited Soyjak 1433
Shirtjak 1264
PPP 805
Weirdpenis 699
Uncjak 687
Soykio Kid 627
Pajeetjak 612
Rupturejak 496
Sidson 494
Markiplier Soyjak 2 481
Fatjak 472
Disgusting Trevorcreature 455
Israeli Soyjak 423
Shotjak 409
Mulletjak 408
Flartson 403
Cobbert 396
Reaction Soyjak 394
Ishish Soyak Ears 383
Norwegian 383
Dylanjak 372
Snoojak 347
Syndromejak 347
Monkeyjak 335
Chugsjak 331
Lennonjak 328
Angry Soyjak 301
Coinjak 291
Abortion Lover 287
Its Out Get In Here 284
Danny YN 268
Bartender 267
Neckbeardjak 260
Catjak 253
Parrotjak 253
Marney 248
Fisheyejak 247
Epsteinjak 238
Cirrus 233
Pissluffare 229
Punkjak 227
Slitherjak 223
Dragonjak 222
Headjak 211
Dubbbzjak 209
Mameson 207
Hydejak 206
ET 201
Kliksjak 198
Platejak 194
Isaac 188
Godjak 187
Imhotep 186
Rotjak 173
Scientolojak 172
Yurjak 170
Hot Sauce 165
Beastjak 164
Darkiplier 163
Smuglet 156
Sobot 154
Tewi 152
Leonardjak 148
Esam 140
Budgiejak 131
Spedjak 131
Bimmyjak 130
Zombiejak 129
Nulljak 126
Zoomer On Computer 123
Phillip 123
Ignatius 121
Uglyfuckingthing 119
Volcanojak 119
Mentaljak 117
Sloppy 115
Britson 112
Fatpony 112
Casnatus 111
Floweyjak 107
Piperjak 103
Cuckjeet 103
Maxjak 100
56jak 98
Blartjak 97
Nerdjak 96
Goopjak 93
Finojak 90
Susjak 90
Slatejak 89
James Youniverse 88
Microplasticsjak 88
Soyjak Neo 88
Xooldude 87
Buckteeth Soyjak 86
Longnose 85
Snopesjak 82
Gimper 81
Impish Tony 79
Childut 76
Npestajak 75
Thunderf00t 75
Cadojak 74
Lactoriajak 73
Seriousjak 72
Shabbos Soy 72
Sackjak 71
Unijak 70
Dumjacque 67
Slurpjak 66
Cutejak 63
David 62
Jasonjak 61
Patriotjak 61
Waljak 61
Trumpjak 60
Burnsjak 57
Eric Butts 57
Nopejeet 56
Whalejak 56
Daedaluson 55
Hippojak 55
Nigjak 55
Hercules 54
Jeetmunculus 54
Zoomer 50
Vergilius
O Fortuna, velut luna, statu variabilis
Its interesting. Watching you slowly go from a normal user to a bait/demoralized account over time.
I just realized this thread has the 2^15 GET btw if that matters (it doesn't)
Soyak is obviously a gem and one of my favorite variants, but because he's one of the few variants without a clear delineation between the head and the neck he's kind of a pain to edit
I made this to mock one of my friends (depicting your IRL friends as soyboy woahjacks
), I don't know whether to upload it or notFuck you cobblestone why are you green again you ruined everything
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