Qwark
Awarded most aryan man in the Solana galaxy (I just was, ok?)
1 month ago#1336879
Greetings, Soybooru cadets!
I, Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark of the Solana Galaxy, humbly declare that I shall start blogging here, and that you should all give positive reactions to it! A lot of things have been happening on Soybooru as of recent. I heard you guys were having an election of some sorts for some sort of senate thing you've got going on. I, former president Copernicus Leslie Qwark, was previously elected president of the entire Polaris galaxy! Not only was I the first ever foreign president of the Polaris galaxy, but I won because I'm a hero, I'm masculine, and OH SO VERY MACHO!!! I'm sure to fit as a senator of this site!
Also, I've been seeing some brimstone nuvariants going around! Such horrors as... Thing that makes my clitty leak... and its attempted revival variant! I've never seen such a scary thing like that! And I heard THING THAT MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK FANS ARE ATTRACTED TO UNDERAGED GIRLS! GROSS! Thing that makes my clitty leak fans are almost as bad as Dr. Nefarious! I, Captain Qwark, will defeat these Thing that makes my clitty leak creatures by making a variant based on mature adult women to repel these vile beings away and send them flying into the sun to their death! At least I think that's how that works. Clank was talking a bit about magnets earlier and that's where I'm basing my theory.
Alright Soybooru cadets! That's all I have to say. If you have any comments, feel free to reply! Qwark out!
I, Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark of the Solana Galaxy, humbly declare that I shall start blogging here, and that you should all give positive reactions to it! A lot of things have been happening on Soybooru as of recent. I heard you guys were having an election of some sorts for some sort of senate thing you've got going on. I, former president Copernicus Leslie Qwark, was previously elected president of the entire Polaris galaxy! Not only was I the first ever foreign president of the Polaris galaxy, but I won because I'm a hero, I'm masculine, and OH SO VERY MACHO!!! I'm sure to fit as a senator of this site!
Also, I've been seeing some brimstone nuvariants going around! Such horrors as... Thing that makes my clitty leak... and its attempted revival variant! I've never seen such a scary thing like that! And I heard THING THAT MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK FANS ARE ATTRACTED TO UNDERAGED GIRLS! GROSS! Thing that makes my clitty leak fans are almost as bad as Dr. Nefarious! I, Captain Qwark, will defeat these Thing that makes my clitty leak creatures by making a variant based on mature adult women to repel these vile beings away and send them flying into the sun to their death! At least I think that's how that works. Clank was talking a bit about magnets earlier and that's where I'm basing my theory.
Alright Soybooru cadets! That's all I have to say. If you have any comments, feel free to reply! Qwark out!
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1 month ago#1337814
hi mr qwark
Qwark
Awarded most aryan man in the Solana galaxy (I just was, ok?)
1 month ago#1441013
Greetings, Soybooru cadets!
Recently I've found out about wordfilters. They're the ones hacking my posts and making me say things I don't mean. I've been thinking of why this could be happening and have come to only one conclusion: Dr. Nefarious has kidnapped Mustard and is making him hack Soybooru user's posts, among other things like approving brimstone like those hideous babyjak twerk videos. Yeesh! I, CAPTAIN COPERNICUS LESLIE QWARK, will bring Dr. Nefarious to justice, and save Soybooru once and for all.
Stay vigilant Soybooru cadets! Qwark out!
Recently I've found out about wordfilters. They're the ones hacking my posts and making me say things I don't mean. I've been thinking of why this could be happening and have come to only one conclusion: Dr. Nefarious has kidnapped Mustard and is making him hack Soybooru user's posts, among other things like approving brimstone like those hideous babyjak twerk videos. Yeesh! I, CAPTAIN COPERNICUS LESLIE QWARK, will bring Dr. Nefarious to justice, and save Soybooru once and for all.
Stay vigilant Soybooru cadets! Qwark out!
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