/soyGOD/ - my chud life blog

soyGODTNDmaster↗

Good morning guys
Just got outta bed took my meds ate some homemade goyslop yesterday, it’s 10:58 AM right now (inb4 time zone leaked)
No I am not giving you a huge ass introduction blog it will all come out eventuallyThe only thing that I can say, is I live in Western Canada

also, when I say anything, there will be no arrow because I do in fact, look and see like any of this

is it alberta

british columbia?

manitobaryan?

Mumbai?

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It is white as fuck here right now (obsessed snow)

Going to be going to Las Vegas day after tomorrow with family (you will do nothing with that information) I am going to try and post some gemmy posters across the strip any ideas for posters? I’m also going to try and buy those shirts with animations on them that you see at the Venetian that I’ve always wanted to buy so I can put a gif of soyjaks or something
today was mostly a boring day I caught up on most of my “work” I was home alone most of the time due to family buying everything for vacation, I will be more activeand probably make like 50 posts a day regarding my Vegas experience (Will try to post photos but I might not be able to)

current status: in bed on my phono (I am gonna get a new one soon that’s hopefully not obsessed and I will link my account to that)
mood: excited

you can put a poster of some wholesome things soyjaks are doing and then put the link of the boorus and sharty at the bottom, yeah?

soyGODTNDmaster↗

Going to be going to Las Vegas day after tomorrow with family (you will do nothing with that information) I am going to try and post some gemmy posters across the strip any ideas for posters? I’m also going to try and buy those shirts with animations on them that you see at the Venetian that I’ve always wanted to buy so I can put a gif of soyjaks or something
today was mostly a boring day I caught up on most of my “work” I was home alone most of the time due to family buying everything for vacation, I will be more activeand probably make like 50 posts a day regarding my Vegas experience (Will try to post photos but I might not be able to)
current status: in bed on my phono (I am gonna get a new one soon that’s hopefully not obsessed and I will link my account to that)
mood: excited

good journey to las vegas chood

woahjacqu3↗

you can put a poster of some wholesome things soyjaks are doing and then put the link of the boorus and sharty at the bottom, yeah?

Sounds like a great idea. What wholesome thing should I put or if someone already made a poster like that

soyGODTNDmaster↗

woahjacqu3↗

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you can put a poster of some wholesome things soyjaks are doing and then put the link of the boorus and sharty at the bottom, yeah?

Sounds like a great idea. What wholesome thing should I put or if someone already made a poster like that

Like idk just put anything wholesome like jakked objects with the puns below them
i dont have an example geg but i hope you got the gist of it

woahjacqu3↗

soyGODTNDmaster↗

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Sounds like a great idea. What wholesome thing should I put or if someone already made a poster like that

Like idk just put anything wholesome like jakked objects with the puns below them
i dont have an example geg but i hope you got the gist of it

>marge?
this is an example

I can’t sleep

DOCTOSSSS!!!! Why do I have 50 notifications all from random people messaging me what the hell happened???

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I got epi’d 2 times in Vegas

once during chiss angel mindfreak (that red hair girl showed her ass I was in the front row and she was 2 seats left of me and she saw me and didn’t stop

Second time walking out of New York New York, two of those over priced hooker girls that you can take photos with said “TITTIES!!!!” shaking their tits (they only had black tape on their tits) WHILE I WAS WALKING LESS THAN A FOOT AWAY FROM THEM! I had to lower my head and put my hands over my eyes.

if you ask me the jarty planted them there to epi me

who is bro