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3 weeks ago#2345(edited 3 weeks ago)
Where I post about my life
Post #27490
Everything here I or you post is released under the CC0 license.
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3 weeks ago#3530
MenstrualCykill
may or may not real all of this
You WILL read all of this!
You WILL be fascinated!
You WILL be happy!
3 weeks ago#3537
January 25th, 2025: Another day of work, I had to clean upstairs again because people keep tracking salt in. For my first break, I bought this pack filled with slices of jamón wrapped around manchego cheese for $8.99, I eat almost all of them but I decided to give one to my coworker who looks like Noahmusic2009, he enjoyed it a lot and then I went back to work. For lunch I saw fAsherah at the cashier and I stared at her because why not and she didn’t see anything, I get back to work and then see her, asking her why she didn’t see me up there and she said:
“Sometimes I have bad situational awareness.”
I continued working and at one point Lebanon had some chocolate covered pretzels out, I took one and he said that he got them for all of us, I made a joke that he should have bought the Jordan almonds because of his name and he said:
“That’s it, no more pretzels for you!”
Later on I talked to him and he said that Krystal and the black lady both found my joke funny. On my second break I bought a pack of wafers and ate most of them, and fAsherah was also on break then so I decided to offer her 4 wafers, she gave me this weird pastry thing that tasted pretty good as a trade. I then finalized up my work before scrubbing the floors in the back and then dry mopping the front, I saw fAsherah again and jokingly criticized her for not doing anything, she said she was waiting for a customer, I told her:
“The customer can wait for you, start sweeping!”
I finish up dry mopping and then clock out to take the bus all the way up to the grocery store to get milk and cereal; however, the buses started running at reduced capacity so I had to walk all the way home instead of waiting for the bus. I made some leftovers for dinner and played more Marvel Rivals.

Song of the Day: Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth (1992)
3 weeks ago#3545
January 26th, 2025: Waiting for the bus was kind of meh, at my job there were a bunch of people today and I'm not really sure why, Jesse made me stock up the frozen section which sucked. For my first break I bought this bag of Asturi Bruschettini which was tomato, capers, and olive oil flavored, I couldn't really taste the flavor. I continued working a bit until my lunch time, where I got lunch for free from the original owner of the store, he was also there with Mr. Medici. After my break I did some more cleaning and I went up to the office where Lebanon and the Black lady were at the computer, there was a bunch of salt on the carpet so I had to vacuum, Lebanon jokingly blames the Black lady for tracking all the salt in and then asks me this question:
"Wait, how old are you?"
"I'm 21 years old."
I replied.
"Ooh, 21 years!"
He responds.
"Wait, how old are you?"
"I'm 42 years old, so two yous. Anyways I'll get out of your hair so you can vacuum up the salt."
The other two get up and I see a bunch of salt under Lebanon's desk and I get that all cleaned up. My second break was ok and fAsherah said she:
"Already ate the food she was supposed to give me"
For closings I ended up getting out pretty late but I bought some fontina stuffed gnocchi that was on sale, I bought two bags then caught the bus home. When I got back home I ended up seeing the light on in my kitchen so I instinctively yelled "FUCK!" really loud because I didn't want to deal with my roommate, I realized what I did and waited outside a bit before going inside through the front door. It turns out that Enosh was making some gnocchi for dinner, because I had to leave to go to church at 6:30 because I was going to be an usher with Lucas, I get there and I see plenty of people there because Pops was being the presiding priest for this mass, including the couple where the dad nearly got stabbed, I saw him slap his wife's ass and I just glared at him, why do that in a church? I remember seeing Bartholomew sitting alone in the pews with Monica eventually coming in later sitting in the stairway all the way in the back. The sermon was surprisingly given by the deacon instead of the priest, it was about how for 19.5 years before he became a deacon, he was a host for this radio show called Secret Kids House or something and one time they got to meet the voice actor for Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, he described them both as being large and tall people (and that they were both married) and that they were the only ones who would really accept them at a glance and how it related to the readings for today, which was Luke 4:14-21:
☛14 And Jesus returned in the power of the Spirit into Galilee, and a report concerning him went out through all the surrounding country.
☛15 And he taught in their synagogues, being glorified by all.
☛16 And he came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up; and he went to the synagogue, as his custom was, on the sabbath day. And he stood up to read;
☛17 and there was given to him the book of the prophet Isaiah. He opened the book and found the place where it was written,
☛18 'The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he has anointed me to preach good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim release to the captives and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty those who are
oppressed,
☛19 to proclaim the acceptable year of the Lord.'
☛20 And he closed the book, and gave it back to the attendant, and sat down; and the eyes of all in the synagogue were fixed on him.
☛21 And he began to say to them, 'Today this scripture has been fulfilled in your hearing.'"
He related it to how people wouldn't accept the Mickey and Minnie voice actors as looking like that despite them being in the flesh and in front of them to how the Jews didn't accept Jesus saying that he was the Messiah despite being in front of them and performing miracles. I got the hang of ushering more but we didn't get much money, after a while I checked around the pews and under them to make sure nobody had left anything. I then walked home and bought a 4 pack of beer, there was this really affectionate dog there and the cashier said that he had recognized me when I got my ID, I then walked home and worked on this discussion for my art class, I found out that the Smithsonian girl had replied to my post (which I have edited for anonymity on my part):
>Gemerson Lake Palmer, my pronouns are He/Him, my major is Computer Science, I usually practice art with drawing on paper, my favorite place in soytopia has to be /qa/ because I'm a janny there, my favorite music artists are Emerson Lake and Palmer, Rush, Rammstein, Nirvana, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, King Crimson, and others. For pets I have 2 cute cats.
With:
<You have a very interesting collection of favorite artists, I just recently started to appreciate Rush. that’s very cool!
I replied to her post and that of two other people, (Including me asking a guy with the last name of Hoxha if he was related to Enver Hoxha, dictator of Albania.)
Here is Hoxha’s:
<He/Him/His I'm a first-semester Studio Art major, I just transferred over from Computer Science. My favorite medium to work in, as of right now, is Photography. I like a lot of different music genres but right now I'm very
huge on Neo Soul / Jazz. My favorite song right now is No Ordinary Love by Sade. My favorite place in the city is the lake front. I have one dog, he's six years old, and his breed is Teddy Bear.
Another one from this girl with ginger hair, her cat was wearing a cone and the picture and wasn’t as excited as she was:
<Hi I’m [censored] and I go by any pronouns. I’m a first year at [college] and I’m an art student planning on drawing to be my focus. I think pencil is my favorite medium because it’s very precise. I love music and of course art and those are the things I do in my free time. I love animals and whenever I see them I like to feed them if I have any snacks. I definitely like every genre of music but my absolute favorite is rap. I like a lot of different artists but my all time favorite has to be Kendrick Lamar (so unique). My favorite part about music is when it’s so loud you can feel it in your chest. I love blasting music while I do my art and my cats usually keep me company as well.
I replied:
>Hello [censored], why is that black cat in a cone, why are they being punished!? Free them! plus cool tattoos!
It was the Death 13 Tarot card on her shoulder. Also there was this Black guy who had his as:
<I was a film/Animation major, but I failed my foundation review so I can't do that anymore. I do a lot of digital art, and draw comics

Song of the Day: Say You Love Me - Fleetwood Mac (1975)
3 weeks ago#3551
January 27th, 2025: First full week of classes, I ended up getting up really late because I didn't have any classes until 1:30pm or something. I made this spare can of cinnamon rolls I had that had a sell by date of August 4th, 2024, I cooked those but with a lower temperature than last time (because non-stick pan and I don't want to fuck them up again) I heard my roommate getting up but I just continued baking the cinnamon rolls, after 14 minutes they were done and I frosted all of them before deciding to eat 4 of the 8 and leaving the rest for Enosh, I continue gaming for a bit before posting my daily Biblejak. I realized that my roommate had already left for classes and probably had breakfast so I just had the remaining 4 cinnamon rolls for lunch. Forts was the game I was playing until I had to go to my first class, where we mostly discussed learning a bit of programming in C and executing C programs, I was bored because I had already done a lot of this stuff before, I then check my email to find out from the professor that my Xubuntu setup is perfect for the class. After my first class I rush over to my second class to learn about machine learning, Padma ends up sitting next to me, with the girl that kinda looks like Rouge from X-Men sitting next to her. I see Padma staring at something in my general direction so I wave my hand in front of her, she laughs and then I say:
"What are you looking at?"
She replies:
"Oh I was just looking at the guy that the professor called on."
I laughed a bit and then focused on playing more Minesweeper online. Eventually that class gets done and I go back home to heat up some of the gnocchi that my roommate made. I then walked to my final class of the day at roughly 4:45pm, I get to the place where I take the elevator up along with the Ginger girl from before, I got off at the wrong floor and she followed me because she knew I was in her class, we joked a bit before walking up a floor to get to our places, eventually I get in there and see the Smithsonain girl also and I forgot that we were supposed to take pictures and print them out in black and white, so during her lecture I left with my phone to take 20 pictures outside, after that I went to a different building to print them all out and then rushed back to class, I got credit for bringing them and while we were working on the project, I noticed that the Smithsonian girl didn’t have her art kit so when I did some cutting out, I offered her my exacto knife and cutting board for her to use and she said no thank you, after 20 minutes of Jazz music from the teacher’s Macbook, I decided to ask her again if she wanted to use it and she rejected it again. I noticed that nobody was really talking with anybody but I made enough progress until we left, where me and the Ginger girl left at the same time but weirdly enough, our paths diverged and crossed twice before I got home.
Throughout the day, I was texting Lizzo about the date who flaked on me and this was our convo:
>Basically dating apps encourage constantly meeting new partners and never getting off the app, which she appears to be locked into, I haven’t touched the apps in a while because it’s becoming clearer and clearer that it’s not working out for me but trying to date outside of dating apps is becoming far more looked down upon.
<I mean it's cool or whatever if dating app isn't your thing but dating outside of apps is not frowned upon
>It’s kind of easy for you to say but there’s a huge stigma nowadays around asking out random women you see or even those that are in a club/hobby with you, friends don’t work either and coworkers are a no-go, I never get asked out or even see any women that give off any visible indicators of being interested in me, so that leaves dating apps, which I have not had the best luck with despite getting plenty of matches in comparison to the average guy.
<Wdym it's easy for me to say
>You’re not Autistic
I wanted to say it's because she's a woman but she'd hate me for that. While I was trying to go to sleep, my roommate was loudly taking shower (which he doesn’t do that often) and was occasionally singing in the shower, which really fucking irritated me to the point I had to put on one of those relaxing youtube videos to go to sleep.

Song of the Day: Swanee River - The David Brubeck Quartet (1967)
3 weeks ago#3563
January 28th, 2025: Another day in classes, I woke up kind of late because of how sleepy I was. Breakfast was just cereal and milk with some coffee. For my first class (which was German) I ended up sitting next to the Catholic guy, who I will be calling Quentin, he’s a Freshman. While the teacher was calling on people trying to remember my name.
“Wie heißt… uhh null!”
I then tell him my name and he goes on to other people and calls two other people my name mistakenly, we learn more about the alphabet and in one of the slides he has an image of Olaf Scholz, the current chancellor of Germany, he asks:
"Does anybody recognize who this is?"
"Olaf Scholz, the leader of Germany"
I say:
"Well not for long, and how would you pronounce his name in German?"
I messed up the pronunciation a bit but then we went on to practicing the alphabet, I partnered up with Quentin for it and things went well. After that class I walked to my second class with my group where the girl that has the facial structure of someone on so many SSRIs and the eyebrows of the nastiest bitch alive said that she had sent the pdf of the textbook to everybody in the class. The debate for today was over companies collecting data and the SSRI girl said that google had managed to figure out her sexuality, which was due to her liking Chappelle Roan (🤢🤮) at the end she asked us for all of our schedules so we can organize a meeting for our group project later down the line. I showed her a screenshot of my school schedule and she then grabs my phone, screenshots it, and then texts it to her own number. The teacher reviews my responses and then lets us go. I decided to go to the Catholic dinner night tonight but I drank one can of beer beforehand. I get the dinner and sit next to Henry at the table with the Honduran guy from my Bible study (I found out that he follows trillionaire.gooner on Instagram,) I keep roasting this one girl who was Henry's friend who was on the LGBTQ+ spectrum and at one point she asked me if I was bullying her out of homophobia or sexism and I said I'm just doing it for fun. Henry then says to me:
"You are just saying banger after banger!"
Also I tried to refill my water once and I ended up spilling a lot (no pun intended) of water on the table and I failed to clean it up. Asherah and Zephyr weren't there so I was going to leave early but ended up staying. I then walked home and had to listen to more relaxing stuff because my retarded roommate was showering loudly, randomly singing and making weird retard noises. I need to figure out how to soundproof the door to the bathroom.

Song of the Day: Pirates - Emerson Lake and Palmer (1977)
3 weeks ago#3569
January 29th, 2025: Another shitty day today, I didn't get up until 9:00am and I made some more soyjaks. I got the 80,000th approved post on the booru which I liked. I decided to go to the Walmart to buy something and I ended up getting some toothpaste and disinfectant wipes, I got complimented on my jacket three times there, on the wait for the bus back this older Black man started talking to me about how I should not waste my life or something. While I was walking to my first class, I ended up seeing Cherries sitting in a leather chair down the hallway wearing her University of Minnesota-Twin Cities sweater. I lucked out and she didn’t notice me but it felt like I was being mocked. For my first class it was just more learning about the C language and I tried to program Floyd's Triangle in C and got it to work.
"Floyd's Triangle explanation from Rosetta Code":
Floyd's triangle lists the natural numbers in a right triangle aligned to the left where
*the first row is 1
*successive rows start towards the left with the next number followed by successive naturals listing one more number than the line above.
The first few lines of a Floyd triangle looks like this:
1
2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15
After my first class, I walked over to my second class where Padma decided not to sit next to me and the other 2 of Padma's friends didn't really talk to me. After that I went back home and gamed some more before deciding to go to my art class, but I decided to drink half a beer beforehand so I could socialize better. I get there and then unpack my art stuff, leaving it out on the table. I then went walk outside to take more three more pictures of brickwork to print out for my project, I had to print twice because I fucked up the first time, I then finally walk back inside to find this Black guy named Kelechi putting something on my materials, I look closer and it's my exacto knife, I'm fucking angry.
"What the fuck are you doing with my shit!"
"I'm s-s-sorry!"
Kelechi replies.
"Don't ever fucking touch my shit ever again"
I yell at him.
I grab all my art stuff and pack it up then leave the class early. I walked home and texted Lizzo a bit more and I was just getting more angry with her because of her failure to successfully contact Asherah and her general unenthusiasm. At 6:56pm, I texted my mom asking if I could get my therapy covered through our insurance and she said yes immediately and then to call me, I said I couldn’t call now but I could do it tomorrow. I was trying to go to bed but I remember after 10:00pm I just heard Enosh constantly talking loud as hell in his room on a phone call, and every single time I'd try to see if he was done talking I would have to hear his conversation and it was driving me fucking nuts, I swear it went on for an hour. I just finally went to bed.

Song of the Day: Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper (1984)
3 weeks ago#3576
January 30th, 2025: I could hardly sleep at all throughout the night, it was just me tossing and turning throughout the night. I started off the day by completing my German homework before heading to my German class where we learned more about saying the numbers in German where we listened to this song called 21, 22, 23. After that I went to this involvement fair because we didn’t have to do my group meeting and signed up for some clubs I won't be attending, I saw one where they were holding the flag of Kyrgyzstan and there was this chuddy looking dude was volunteering for it, it was for a Russian culture club and I was actually kind of interested. I went home and gamed a bit more and them had lunch, eventually I went to my lab where the teacher showed up a bit late but I actually got it done pretty easy because it was just doing some simple Linux commands, creating a C file that was given to us, and then executing it, I called my mom after I got out about going to therapy and she said to me that I was brave for doing so just like Adams did. I walked over to the Catholic house at 5:00pm to go and visit the seminary, the priest drove us down to the place and we waited in the lobby for a bit until we are let in to join the liturgy of the hours. I end up seeing the old Archbishop on the way back and I wave to him as he waves to me back. For dinner we had ribs where the meat fell off the plate, quinoa, and salad. I ended up sitting with 5 other seminarians and at one point they joke about the guy sitting to the left of me eating Reese’s puffs in peanut butter and chocolate milk, only for him to later make himself a bowl of exactly that and start eating it, he told me not to take pictures so I just took a video of him doing that and laughing. After that this priest who looks like Lex Luthor took us on a tour of the place and showed us the plans to renovate it back to its old glory before all the cool artistry got painted over in the 1970s and this discussion about tax credits. We then proceed to the old bowling alley where you have to manually set the pins into the slots and then pull a sting to set the loaded pins down. I bowl pretty well and I also went over to the gym to take a hit at that red thing which you are supposed to punch rapidly, I try it and do extremely good, the Honduran (from my second Bible study group) compliments me saying that he can’t do it due to the other 3 people in the room being too short. the Honduran then talks about getting a La Croix so me, him, and another person go upstairs with this seminarian named Matthew, we open it up to see this fridge full of drink cans, including some New Glarus Brewing Company beer, I ask for the beer and even show my ID but he says I can have one and he says sure.



I drink about half of the beer before I accidentally dropped it on the ground and made a mess, the priest I came with asked me what was spilled on the ground and I said that it was beer, he got mad at me because I "wasn't supposed to be drinking that" (even though I am 21 and I am not driving), I help clean up the spill and even see the smoking room. After that we drove back to the place we came from and I walked home. I got angry seeing that Enosh was home and trying to go to bed was absolute hell for some unknown reason. I tried hitting my head with my pillow to go to bed but that still didn't work.

Song of the Day: 21, 22, 23 - AnnenMayKantereit (2016)
3 weeks ago#3582
January 31st, 2025: Last day of the month, I woke up 30 minutes after my alarm went off and made some cereal for breakfast, made some coffee and then hopped on the bus to work. I read my text messages last night and found out that Chapelle unironically thought that my name was something else, I corrected her and she acted surprised. My work was pretty ok but I had to stock this large pull that was left upstairs, I remember seeing the original owner of the store here and I also had to do the beverage cooler. At around 12:00pm I heard a bunch of clapping in the cafeteria and I go over to see that there was this huge feast out which included a pizza and some Mexican food made by Will’s Wife, practically everybody who wasn’t a part of the deli team or the bakery team was there, including John, Jesse, Lebanon, the original owner’s son, Ignacio, Will’s brother Bill (who’s catchphrase is: “Hello Gemerson!”) and others. The feast was to celebrate the head of the deli department leaving today because he would be working with the owners of our company. From what I heard he started in July of 2013 and was considered a hard worker who would work 60 hour weeks even though the original owner would constantly tell him to take a break, there was this one story about him managing to cook 45lbs of pasta in 25 minutes for an order. I eat a bunch as I listen to John and the cashier that looked similar to him talk about playtesting a new tabletop RPG system based around the D12 because the original Dungeons and Dragons system was on its way out. I got out of that after half an hour and then decided to clock out for my “lunch break” where I texted Joseph to tell him that I wouldn’t be able to come to dinner night tonight. After that I continue cleaning up and even manage to get out of work early, when I get back to my apartment I end up seeing a mess in the kitchen, causing me to blurt out:
“Fucking idiot!”
I then go into the dining room to see Enosh in the living room playing Battlefield on the TV. I just go into my room and game for a bit before deciding to head to the diner, Maxwell is the only person working so I order this sandwich that is basically like a grilled cheese but with attentionwhore bread (I didn't get the attentionwhore bread even though I ordered it) and I enjoyed it a lot, I tipped generously and Maxwell was suprised. I then walked home and started posting on soyjak.party and I ended up getting banned and unbanned twice for Rule 3. You WILL NOT advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.
- Participation in hostile or disruptive off-site communities or servers is FORBIDDEN. By the system, luckily I got it appealed both times. In order to deal with my poor sleep I decided to make some sleepytime tea, the first two times I forgot about them and the water boiled out of the electric kettle so I had to refill it, the final time I finally made some and enjoyed it. I also installed this app called redlight on my Xubuntu desktop to help make things better. I take a shower and hear Enosh call his friend back home in Minnesota. Also Lizzo hasn't responded back to me about Asherah or just about what I said in general so I'm fucked.

Song of the Day: Let's Dance - David Bowie (1983)
3 weeks ago#3880
everybaldi will read this
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Vergilius

im literally Orlando furiso

3 weeks ago#3881
GemersonLakeAndPalmer
Where I post about my life
Post #27490
Everything here I or you post is released under the CC0 license.
Go fuck yourself, you flag spamming bitch
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soopster

3 weeks ago#3890
Live yourself flag spamming Aryan also thanks for posts with Buryat flag :gem:
3 weeks ago#3900
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Post #27490
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Go fuck yourself, you flag spamming bitch
Wah wah, what a crybaby soy faggot. Is that all you can manifest?
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3 weeks ago#3938
Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please

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im literally Orlando furiso

3 weeks ago#3953
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Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please
we need an emote for stupidity and it should be exclusive to you, why the fuck don't ya have a kiwi account? every admin has one? don't be a lazed bum
3 weeks ago#3966
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Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please

Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
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3 weeks ago#3968
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Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
User CSS is a thing in settings, this will come later
3 weeks ago#3987
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Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
User CSS is a thing in settings, this will come later
What's the CSS for the old website?
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3 weeks ago#3994
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Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please

Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
User CSS is a thing in settings, this will come later
What's the CSS for the old website?
An entirely custom theme, pre-created themes will be added eventually
3 weeks ago#4001
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Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please

Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
User CSS is a thing in settings, this will come later
What's the CSS for the old website?
An entirely custom theme, pre-created themes will be added eventually
I know what it is but will it be pre-included?
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3 weeks ago#4002
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Gemerson can you tell this obsessed fellow that this was my work and not quote's please

Done, can you revert it to the old look and try to make the forum feel like the old layout.
User CSS is a thing in settings, this will come later
What's the CSS for the old website?
An entirely custom theme, pre-created themes will be added eventually
When do you think it'll be fully completed? I like what I'm seeing so far.
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