Naku Koro ni
Finally starting a blog on here. I've been considering this for a long time now but previously preferred to use sharty/qa/ for blogposting.
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311 NNZ Nigga!
If youre really quote does that mean you will leave us
alson2
THE monochromejak
>maybe you should grow up
Tried to make boiled eggs for breakfast. I usually have my eggs poached or fried and I timed it like I was making poached eggs so I ended up with warm goo instead, oops.
Mopped up the goo with some toast and it tasted decent so not the end of the world.
Mopped up the goo with some toast and it tasted decent so not the end of the world.
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Today, my primary school aged younger brother gleefully announced to the rest of the family that his school is doing sex ed next week. Our dad took this as a cue to pull him aside and explain sex to him personally.
They had the conversation privately obviously but our dad told me about it a few hours later and
My brother is a diagnosed autist and fairly sheltered so it turned out he didn't even know what the word sex meant when he was bragging about it.
Apparently after he'd explained how the sperm reached the egg, my brother asked him: "What if you bump into someone and the penis collides with the vagina?" (his exact wording), so he had to clarify that you don't cum instantly and that your clothes would prevent penetration anyway. Burst out laughing after hearing this because it reminded me of the "consent accident" bullshit the dropkiwifarms tranny was pushing to excuse his rape.
He also explained masturbation to him. Told him there's no shame in it as long as you do it in private and that every man does it. I disagree with that
5Reminds me of how I found out about sex from some random guy in elementary school. He just came up to me and asked me if I know what it is and after I said no, he explained it. He was a weird guy, I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead by now.
Today, my primary school aged younger brother gleefully announced to the rest of the family that his school is doing sex ed next week. Our dad took this as a cue to pull him aside and explain sex to him personally.
They had the conversation privately obviously but our dad told me about it a few hours later and
My brother is a diagnosed autist and fairly sheltered so it turned out he didn't even know what the word sex meant when he was bragging about it.
Apparently after he'd explained how the sperm reached the egg, my brother asked him: "What if you bump into someone and the penis collides with the vagina?" (his exact wording), so he had to clarify that you don't cum instantly and that your clothes would prevent penetration anyway. Burst out laughing after hearing this because it reminded me of the "consent accident" bullshit the dropkiwifarms tranny was pushing to excuse his rape.
He also explained masturbation to him. Told him there's no shame in it as long as you do it in private and that every man does it. I disagree with that
swag
little big buddy
isn't this literally quote's alt or something
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egg sandwiches in ohioTried to make boiled eggs for breakfast. I usually have my eggs poached or fried and I timed it like I was making poached eggs so I ended up with warm goo instead, oops.
Mopped up the goo with some toast and it tasted decent so not the end of the world.
every day i feel like younger people are going to get exposed to this kind of shit earlier through the internet and its worrying me
Today, my primary school aged younger brother gleefully announced to the rest of the family that his school is doing sex ed next week. Our dad took this as a cue to pull him aside and explain sex to him personally.
They had the conversation privately obviously but our dad told me about it a few hours later and
My brother is a diagnosed autist and fairly sheltered so it turned out he didn't even know what the word sex meant when he was bragging about it.
Apparently after he'd explained how the sperm reached the egg, my brother asked him: "What if you bump into someone and the penis collides with the vagina?" (his exact wording), so he had to clarify that you don't cum instantly and that your clothes would prevent penetration anyway. Burst out laughing after hearing this because it reminded me of the "consent accident" bullshit the dropkiwifarms tranny was pushing to excuse his rape.
He also explained masturbation to him. Told him there's no shame in it as long as you do it in private and that every man does it. I disagree with that
>dropkiwifarms tranny
>He also explained masturbation to him. Told him there's no shame in it as long as you do it in private and that every man does it. I disagree with that
what the fuck is your dad doing this sounds like the worst thing to tell your child
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1I just overheard one of my sisters making a mumma joke. I knew it was fairly mainstream on shitter but I didn't realise it was that far-reaching
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shut up quote
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