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Hi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
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Making a long blog thread is extremely cucked. Every time i need to blogpost i am going to bother everybody with a new thread instead of retreating to my secluded blog thread that nonubby reads.
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Heh. How did my life ever come to this? Ma always said I would become a doctor or a lawyer. Instead im moving from town to town working shit wagie jobs and having to pay evil offsiters a monthly fee to not leak information about me. Such is the life of scientoloju. With great power and influence comes a heavy cost. I wield meme magic and internet culture in my hand but in real life im completely powerless. A ghostly shadow without a soul. Theres a virtue in it all, but i'm too retarded to understand.
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Anyways my day was pretty shit as usual. My computer broke so I had to bring it in to the shop. That poor computer repair guy is a devout Christian and when he finally manages to boot my computer up hes gonna be greeted with my purple goatse animated wallpaper and all the soyjak porn i have saved. Oh well. Nothing that can be done. So now i'm behind on a million projects and Rot isnt gonna pay me for the backgrounds i was supposed to draw. I went to the video rental store and grabbed a few dvds so i have something to do while my computer is in the shop. Catch me if you can, Get the gringo, The lawnmower man, and terminator 2.
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my computer got out of the shop today. The guy thinks its a popped cpu which i kinda already knew but its nice to have some reassurance. Im gonna order the part and put it in myself soon. I also watched the lawnmower man on dvd. Not much to say about it. I also ran into a potions dealer at the bus stop on my way back home. He was carrying all sorts of tinctures in strange glass vials. He was able to guess the number i was thinking of (Ten. Always ten.) so I bought two vials from him. I don't remember what he said they are for but i'm gonna drink them before bed tonight. Also before anyone says anything, I have a lot of experience in testing things on myself. I've been experimenting with alchemy since i was only a lad. It's been a passion of mine.
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One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousOne more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
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Fucking read. Fucking read.You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousShow quoted text
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
I read that you wrote the story in your head, I just wanted to say somethingFucking read. Fucking read.Show quoted text
You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousShow quoted text
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
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I dont know how people manage to work while being active on the soysphere
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You just do the bare minimum in life and never really apply yourself to anything outside the internetI dont know how people manage to work while being active on the soysphere
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One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
ARE YOU THE GUY THAT PUT COBSON-FERAL ON THE TRANNY MEMORIAL GEEEEEEEEEEEGHi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
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no i was the guy who put weird penis, that other guy came before meARE YOU THE GUY THAT PUT COBSON-FERAL ON THE TRANNY MEMORIAL GEEEEEEEEEEEGShow quoted text
Hi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
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