3 months ago#1044919
ive decided to chronicle the events in my life every so often in the form of a blog. Listen carefully, you might learn a thing or two.
3 months ago#1044926
Hi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
3 months ago#1044940
Heh. How did my life ever come to this? Ma always said I would become a doctor or a lawyer. Instead im moving from town to town working shit wagie jobs and having to pay evil offsiters a monthly fee to not leak information about me. Such is the life of scientoloju. With great power and influence comes a heavy cost. I wield meme magic and internet culture in my hand but in real life im completely powerless. A ghostly shadow without a soul. Theres a virtue in it all, but i'm too retarded to understand.
3 months ago#1044959
Anyways my day was pretty shit as usual. My computer broke so I had to bring it in to the shop. That poor computer repair guy is a devout Christian and when he finally manages to boot my computer up hes gonna be greeted with my purple goatse animated wallpaper and all the soyjak porn i have saved. Oh well. Nothing that can be done. So now i'm behind on a million projects and Rot isnt gonna pay me for the backgrounds i was supposed to draw. I went to the video rental store and grabbed a few dvds so i have something to do while my computer is in the shop. Catch me if you can, Get the gringo, The lawnmower man, and terminator 2.
3 months ago#1054540
my computer got out of the shop today. The guy thinks its a popped cpu which i kinda already knew but its nice to have some reassurance. Im gonna order the part and put it in myself soon. I also watched the lawnmower man on dvd. Not much to say about it. I also ran into a potions dealer at the bus stop on my way back home. He was carrying all sorts of tinctures in strange glass vials. He was able to guess the number i was thinking of (Ten. Always ten.) so I bought two vials from him. I don't remember what he said they are for but i'm gonna drink them before bed tonight. Also before anyone says anything, I have a lot of experience in testing things on myself. I've been experimenting with alchemy since i was only a lad. It's been a passion of mine.
3 months ago#1054551
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
3 months ago#1054558
You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousOne more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
3 months ago#1054590
Fucking read. Fucking read.You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousShow quoted text
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
3 months ago#1054595
I read that you wrote the story in your head, I just wanted to say somethingFucking read. Fucking read.Show quoted text
You wrote while driving? Thats dangerousShow quoted text
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
3 months ago#1054619
I dont know how people manage to work while being active on the soysphere
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where soyjaks
3 months ago#1054744
One more thing I should mention is that my drive to work this morning was extra long so i was engaging in all kinds of mind games with myself. One thing I did while driving was I wrote an entire NSFW fanficton set in the cars 2 movie. I only wrote it in my mind; I dont actually remember what happens in it, I just remember that it was very good and im very upset to have forgotten about it.
3 months ago#1054760
ARE YOU THE GUY THAT PUT COBSON-FERAL ON THE TRANNY MEMORIAL GEEEEEEEEEEEGHi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
3 months ago#1054779
no i was the guy who put weird penis, that other guy came before meARE YOU THE GUY THAT PUT COBSON-FERAL ON THE TRANNY MEMORIAL GEEEEEEEEEEEGShow quoted text
Hi, my name is scientoloju. Also known as feralrants, The hacker known as darkmgtow, and Robert. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It seems the world has it out for me. Horrible misfortunes are always befalling me and my family. I grew up in Atlanta, but I moved to Portland after my mother died of pancreatic cancer when I was young. I lived in Portland for most of my life until I decided to desecrate the memorial of a certain transexual who committed suicide by jumping off a bridge. People on the internet already knew who I was so I got chased out of town and im currently residing in yuba city.
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