Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: u@Chud: @Chud: @Chud: obsessed brimstone

Chud: STOP FUCKING ASTROTURFING DRAMA ABOUT YOURSELF NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU

H3K: @Chud: I'm not sameflamboyant personging or forcing drama. Someone else is spamming the comments, the jannies can verify this.

Chud: @Chud: @H3K:

estrogenius: @H3K: Lol you are the janny, greedy personZ

H3K: Smells like Gem Spirit

Chud¹: kurt kobain was a diddyblud that put a naked baby penis on his album cover

Chud²: smells like ugly person spirit

Chud³⁽²⁾: @Chud: he would have ugly personed out had he lived past the age of 27

XXX_YAKUBSGRAFTINGDESCENDANT_XXX: @H3K: Smells like raisinoko's Braps

Chud: @UID_138: Oh I thought that was a Sharty janny thing

UID_138: @Chud: I also saw other people named that so it's probably not just me

Chud: @UID_138: but why thoughbeit

UID_138: @Chud: Not sure, but It's not very disrupting anywhere so It's whatever

Chud: holy cute. IM MOLESTING THIS SOY JACK!!

Ytsuken: Hello chrisgriffinirl

Chud: Drunkoal

Ytsuken: Does xhe look at the comments?

sloptranWNBAG: Terryjak special made this

Chud: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Chud: Horrid coal

Chud: @Chud: @Chud: obvious sameflamboyant person

Chud: True

Chud: Both gemmy

kuzdif: gem

H3K: Chvd finally got jaw surgery to start mewing :skull

skull

skull:

VrillMaster1844: @H3K: incorrect, this is the chud after going back in time so he avoids eating goyslop and corn syrup

Chud¹: You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the 'ru until your deletion.

All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the nameflamboyant persons laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.

NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that "passes" look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he'll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.

You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the 'ru, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The 'ru will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

korg: @Chud:

GEMERALD

Chud²: @Chud: umm chuddie he LITERALLY wears glasses though

Chud³: Gestapo of the father of lies, satan's chosen end of history goyim-golem bots ready to serve the synagouge of satan

Chud: he looks russian

x24thrembomoder: @Chud: meds

Chud: italian men be like

Chud: Total Suto Destruction

kuzdif: noonald

Chud:

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Addison: bro thinks he's walter white

ConservativeWaluigi:

>IT'S BABY BLUE

Chud: gemmy

Chud: gemerald

Demonic_Passion: @tvrkicwvrriorforyuo:
Owns birds for some reason award

Chud: President Erdogoon:

OMGHISA!!!!

>*BRAAAAPPP PLAPP*

Chud:

Chud:

Chud: admit it... noon roaches LOST.