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he's off to find the weirdest penises in the galaxy
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 day ago
Better leave before he invades this description... implying he doesn't already know where I am...
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
It's impressive how the salt and pepper seem to fall perfectly in those holes every single time. All while staring you down! They'll still be used for like 4 seconds maximum so this is kind of all…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
He's sweet, but his expression surely ain't.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
It's variant:hot_sauce... AS HOT SAUCE!!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! (seriously it's fucking astonishing that nobody did this before)
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
HE'S MELTING DEAR GOD HE'S MELTING IS IT REALLY THAT HOT OUTSIDE??? HOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS HORRIFIC
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
Alright man just relax, I know he's angry but all he's gonna do is interrogate you while watching and recording your every move while confiscating all of your technology, and probably spy on you…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 week ago
Jeez that jack-o'-lantern seems awfully bright.. Are candles or the entire sun in that thing? Anyways, Happy Halloween. This guy is sure having one.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 weeks ago
He's more than neutral... he is... no wait nevermind he's definitely neutral.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 weeks ago
what a friendly spider, don't search your room if it disappears suddenly now. That breaks the privacy policy!
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 weeks ago
impjak gets flipped off by the universe itself... what did he even do!?
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 month ago
that's R for Robert Loggia O for Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia B for By god, it's Robert Loggia E for Everybody loves Robert Loggia R for Robert Loggia T for Tim look over there, here comes Robert…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 month ago
There's someone behind the screen too.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker1 month ago
Made for Series Sunday (Soyjak Quintet) alright, who messed with the time machine again? I think someone started a paradox over there. Can someone call the time police? Is that a thing? How much…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
Made for Warrior-Z's trend:jelly contest. Platejak loves watching jelly wobble! His arm might hurt after wobbling it for too long but hey, it's worth it, right? I'm surprised his eyes are keeping up.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
Since I have much more storage on my phone, it feels like a brand new beginning for me. Beginnings can and will feel daunting. But if you just sit and reflect, it can feel a lot less scary. The sun…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
submission #5 for the soybooru hat event if added, you can announce to everyone that we should be killing nigger! Whoever this "Nigger" guy is, wouldn't wanna be him! Also you get pretty tuff…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
submission #4 for the soybooru hat event ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ ₿₿ if this is added, when bought, you could look like the richest nigga in town. You finna be stealin' ALL the huzz n sheeit. Not…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
submission #3 for the soybooru hat event if this gets added, you get three new abilities if you equip it. As follows, they are: being a smallfat, passing gas, and digesting food. A three in one…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
submission #2 for the soybooru hat event if added, everyone could read snca and become and snca enthusiast themselves! Now that may sound useless, but you'll never know when you'll need that flavor…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
submission #1 for the soybooru hat event if added, it will make EVERYONE a useful soy. Practically a soyadult's dream come true!
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
(made yesterday when the site was down) for when the horizon spells out doom and all you can do is anticipate the worst
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
(created when the site was down yesterday) well, looks like ol' gapejak over here has something to say! It's probably gonna have something to do with "tolerance" and/or "science", considering his…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
does he sting, or not? we don't know, this is the only picture we took!
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
A24 and Patrick both have an infinite ping pong match, with the selfish little fuck getting hit around going to have a serious headache for years to come. Wholesome!
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUNT ME AROUND... IM GONNA TELL MY WIFE'S BVLL ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!!!!!! (sneak peek for my next 'toss)
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker2 months ago
the mountains of flesh have eyes and brains. They can sense every vibration. Yeah, Soyak has every reason to run.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
the rain hides something sinister...
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
Behold, what we'll devolve to. Are (You) ready to enter Soycuck Reeducation Class?
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
“Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.” –Barney Gumble
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
only real andrzej wiedlak wiedlak niggas know who this is. To everybaldi else, this just looks like an obscure fetish.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
boogie, boogie, boogie, c'mon! let's do the pepe dance and sing songs! dance all around and feel the rhythm! with buster too, we're gems, no brim!
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD WHAT THE FUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
if this feller catches on, his name shall be vesseljak. Has a nice ring to it.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
anyone up for a freshly cooked cobson?
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
incase you want to make a slopjak with an american twist
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
Happy 250th birthday Amerimutt! Hope you don't get full fast after eating all the complimentary goyslop on this monumentous achievement. You probably won't doe, because you'll share with Euromutt! I…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
this is NOT IAS padding, I tried to make Warrior-Z look as close as that side profile chud as I can, just yknow more muscular and serious the cobson being on the rock was Warrior-Z's idea, props to…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker3 months ago
the SISA was too attractive... now the coomers and gooners are here
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
#1 victim of reckless baseball horseplay
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
That tranny never saw it coming! Probably because he was staring off into space.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
this board ain't big enough for the two of us
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
he's been hating them since he was in the womb
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
he's been hating them since he was in the womb now in HD
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
I don't know guys... I think he rapes and kills niggers
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
no, he isn't gay.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
whatever you've said to him, you're gonna deeply regret it.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
Kilksjak refused to share his Nintendo Switch 2 with Soyak, Soyak then tried to use it without Kilksjak's knowledge. And now he's in excruciating pain.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
don't anger him, unless you want to get crushed by a cat that is. He also has a short temper. Good luck.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
didn't expect that to happen...
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
the impish gem from my last post by itself because I'm that proud of it hey, at least you get a new gem asset, just don't stare at it for too long.
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
made because @beefsoup wanted me to make something with one of his variant:unknowns
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
KUMQUAT LEGION 2026 KUMQUAT LEGION 2027 KUMQUAT LEGION 2028 KUMQUAT LEGION 2029 KUMQUAT LEGION 2030 KUMQUAT LEGION 2031 KUMQUAT LEGION 2032 KUMQUAT LEGION 2033 KUMQUAT LEGION 2034 KUMQUAT LEGION…
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
stand back everyone, I have to use every ounce of my brainpower for this
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
kumquat and lemon and lime boogie it out
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
kumquat can now stand
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
kumquat is a funny word
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
his eyes have a mind of their own
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
he listens, he just doesn't understand
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User avatarDerSoylentDrinker4 months ago
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